Thanksgiving Funny

Here's a good one for Turkey Day.

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was
fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John
shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and ruder. John, in
desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the
freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the
door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with
my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I
can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about
to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Gooooooooooooogle! Cute little squirrel 

Check out my Drunk friend over Halloween....! 

Ever feel like this?  

Here's a great article from this summer... that's one smart bear!

BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear?

When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed
out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered
nearby - dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.

The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and
teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa
Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount
Baker.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try
one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell,
about 36 cans of Rainier."

A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the
animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours.
Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation,
baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case,
two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into
cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."

Me on top of Alpine Meadows

Tahoe
This is one of my favorite photo's- I really don't have many of me skiing which is ironic since it's my favorite sport.